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Maria Teresa Cabré i Castellví is a Catalan linguist. She is professor emeritus of Linguistics and Terminology at Pompeu Fabra University (UPF). Since 2021, she has been president of the Institute for Catalan Studies. Her areas of expertise are in lexicology, lexicography, terminology, and discourse analysis.
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Libido is a Peruvian rock band formed in 1996.
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