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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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